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Mugs Game: A Suburban Odyssey

by Dave Warner

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1.
BICTON BREEZES Of course I remember the service station And the boys who roasted chestnuts Out the back and told dirty jokes of a Saturday. No I don't recall the tram to Point Walter I wasn't born then and by now it's all altered A band I understand would play by the river And boys off to war would hold girls who would shiver Ah, even Bicton suffered If they hadn't died there never would be Boys coming home late from football training on the 159 And housewives to contemplate a suicide by the washing line and Love their children And their husband And their car And their family tree. Do you recall the FJ And the trips to school? Stephen Bizacca always won the loose football And Sister often read to us Stories 'bout the saints I was an altar boy at benediction. And if there's one thing that I learnt there It's be always what you ain't That applies to all beliefs and all convictions. 'Cause what you are is meaningless as things described as quaint Especially if you're born a kid in Bicton. Oh we all congregated At the fish and chip shop Nicely situated Just by the 148 stop While fish were frying we were eyein' each other Cooked, salted, vinegared, goodbyin’ And your mother was watching Then a new car was something (Special it seemed) Adopted our money (Fostered our dreams) Of tropical isles (but Kouzinas is Greek) And Mediterranean smiles (but that was last week) While fish was cookin’ I was lookin’ ahead Sometimes I missed my bus but then I got my fish and I toured Athens instead. Oh the Kouzinas Brothers, Jimmy and Don Had a fish and chip shop Nicely situated By the 148 stop.
2.
New Year Party hats and promenades Coloured lights and lemonades Costume jewellery on the players on the stage Blood red noses under lighted waves Champagne crisps and beer Please pass the tray I think I missed my cue Forgotten what I had to say And Auld Lang Syne that never keeps in time Wobbles on its feet and drinks to keep the beat Have a great new year did you pass my beer in your travels? Sausage rolls roll round their sauce All hold hands and kiss of course Fall in love marry and you’ll probably divorce And Auld Lang Syne that never keeps in time Wobbles on its feet and drinks to keep the beat Have a great new year did you pass my beer in your travels?
3.
Girls wank and so do the interviewers on GTK They yank they tug the best years of their lives away They’re in love with the sound of their own voice Swamped by a wave of intrigue And they won’t admit when it comes to throwing shit They’re still in the little league. Girls wank and so do the growers of organic food Trade unions bureaucrats and sun-bathing nudes Trendy Australian playwrights knock our young executives But their hand's on their gland cause when you’re a young man There ain’t much alternative There ain’t much alternative.
4.
PHIL D F#M G D Where are you goin my singer of sad songs D F#M G D Now that the evening has perished into dawn D F#M C D D G C D And the airport is only half-awake a handful of followers with open palms to shake D G F#M Round to clubs into parties where they get you name all wrong D G A D And to them you are nothing more than a singer of some songs D F#M G D What are you doing my teller of the truth D F#M G D You are the beacon that led us through our youth D F#M C D D G C D Brought the harbour’s pleasure to our door yes we were listening to the dipping of the oars D G F#M You slipped a toe in the ocean on the far side of the world D F#M G And we’re honoured that we met you Phil, D F#m G And wish that you were with us still D G A And as the hushing hours slowly fall G F#m I whisper you were best of all D F#m G F#M And no it don’t matter now that they got your name all wrong D G A D For you are so much more than a singer of some songs
5.
CLARKE’S BOLERO Drawn inescapably drawn to you Glance, tinkling glasses at once renew Friends pass away in your Max Factor care While you can only despair. Love through a tropical goldfish bowl Drums come give me your classical roll And I, I would all those virtues extol If you could touch my soul. Doesn’t it seem so long ago It was easier for thoughts to flow? I should have had your body not your soul That stays the same though we grow old. Please come take a ride with me Down through the country in my Bugatti But oh, that is not really me that you see Just me back in history. Doesn’t it seem so long ago It was easier for thoughts to flow? I should have had your body not your soul That stays the same though we grow old.
6.
AMSTERDAM (1976 London) I threw it all back into the wind On a pier in Amsterdam But it started long before As a boy then as a man It started with the magnet of the stage And it’ll finish in a dragnet of blind rage And if I wasn’t such an impotent bastard It might go away Blow away A maiden voyage, voyage maiden Verging on the insane For the comfort of a Julie London song The wind had cut his brow and he was strong And all the things I’ll never be Love’s not meant to last No not for long When you’re standing on a pier in Amsterdam
7.
IMMIGRANT’S LAMENT I’m getting near the end of a long road I’m getting further from the start But all I’ve got to show’s a sign that says I move too slow Some broken dreams And pieces of a token heart Now I should’ve stayed a rock star Rock stars don’t crack up It’s in the contract with the six-pack thrown in for luck And I should have stayed a lunatic and a faithful lover too And most of all I think my friends I should have stayed with you Cause it’s plain that I was wrong I should never left the comfort of the place where I belonged And now I find that I’m behind The line I started from And the only thing I’ve proved is that born failures can’t get on.
8.
1930's Depression Along the sand the champagne man Prepares his stall today he hopes for trade He saw a ship way off to sea Between a wave and then it seemed to fade And even Colonel Griffiths is tiring of the battle On the stock exchange. The beach resort’s deserted The champagne man still hoping for a throng While in the streets a call goes out Phar lap’s arrived he’s bound to be odds on And please don’t worry mothers Our government has pledged to bring your children food But the cup it must go on. Along the strand there’s no brass band On Footscray hill there isn’t any room to stand And starve or die we couldn’t care We came to watch out champion so there. Somewhere in the crowd a knife is drawn a scream goes out and Violence fills the air. And the cup has just been won. No food no home no job no pay All caused by worthless paper in a nation far away. The champagne man prepares to leave He packs his bottles so meticulously Ah – he sighs – things cannot get worse than this. But he was wrong.
9.
THE SCREAM It’s all in the scream, It’s all in the scream It’s all in the scream, It’s all in the scream The first emotion is fear nothing’s as dear as our preservation It’s perfectly clear, it’s way above this isolation And it’s all It’s all in the scream, It’s all in the scream It’s all in the scream, It’s all in the scream
10.
OLD STOCK RD With a thump, thump, thump, in my heart And a boom, boom, boom in my brain Ice, ice, ice in my beer I got a girl, girl, girl in my bed She got her tongue, tongue, tongue in my mouth I got my hand, hand, hand on the light-switch I got a thump, thump, thump, in my heart Ache, ache, ache in my tooth I got my hand, hand, hand on her bra clip, She got her tongue, tongue, tongue in my ear I got my tongue, tongue, tongue down her mouth She got her hand, hand, hand down my jocks I got my body in the car got my head on my body Got a wheel in the car got my hands on the wheel Got a car in my hands Got a girl in my hands Down the Old Stock Rd The Old Stock Rd I got my body in the car got my head on my body Got a wheel in the car got my hands on the wheel Got a car in my hands Got a girl in my hands Down the Old Stock Rd The Old Stock Rd With a thump, thump, thump in my heart And a boom, boom, boom in my brain I got my hand, hand, hand on her clit She got her tongue, tongue, tongue in my zip I got my hand, hand, hand on her thigh She got my cock, cock, cock in her mouth I got a girl, girl, girl in my bed I got a fly, fly, fly in the butter She got butter, butter, butter on my fly She got her tongue, tongue, in the butter I gotta butter, butter, butter on her buttocks I got my tongue, tongue, tongue in her buttocks I got my body in the car got my head on my body Got a wheel in the car got my hands on the wheel Got a car in my hands Got my life in my hands Down the Old Stock Rd The Old Stock Rd I got my body in the car got my head on my body Got a wheel in the car got my hands on the wheel Got a car in my hands Got a girl in my hands Down the Old Stock Rd The Old Stock Rd
11.
SUMMER 78 Hey everybody it’s summer and it’s hot So put on your Hawaiian shirt and rock Grab a girl we’re going to the coast Gonna give school a miss I got wheels that’s what matters most On these summer days nothin on TV My folks are both half-crazed my friends all feel like me Hey everybody there’s a dance at the hall tonight I’m gonna dance till I drop I’m gonna sweat I’m gonna kiss gonna bite I’ll be down at the burger shop soon as my folks go out Oh these hot days get me so I gotta walk I gotta talk I gotta shout And on these summer nights we’ll wind the windows down Have a can or two and then we’ll cruise through town Quarter-to-five I can’t wait till the whistle blows Get out of these rags and put on my special clothes Who knows what tonight is going to bring So many things to do Friday night’s so exciting On these summer days nothin on TV My folks are both half-crazed my friends all feel like me Ah – what are we going to do? There must be so many things to do? X2 Hey everybody it’s summer and it’s hot.
12.
PHANTOM Deep in the jungle, deep in the jungle, deep in the jungle in the Bay of Bengal. Ghost Who Walks strength of 10 tigers, What you gonna do If the MRPA builds a freeway through your skull cave Where you gonna screw, Dianne and Gurun? Hey, Ghost Who Walks the Wambesi have gone commo, The Llongo are no longer on your side So if Charlie Court gets the jungle patrol after you Where you gonna hide? 'Cause, all the little Pygmy Banda people, They want to shake your white man's rule, They're taking tanks from Russia In exchange for Dianne's jewels The capitalists are ripping out our jungle The communists ripping out our brain You're the only leader left now Who is immortal and slightly sane. Ghost Who Walks strength of 10 tigers Leave your Bay of Bengal Come to Perth where we've got the Edgleys And 2 pedestrian malls Ghost Who Walks strength of 10 tigers I implore you Come land a skull mark on Charlie's jaw Before he progressides you Ghost Who Walks strength of 10 tigers Time's running out The posters are already up in Moscow, Poor pygmies terrorised by imperialist lout You see, in the West they want your jungle and In the East they want your blood So get out quick while you still can Before you find your name is mud And, I know you'll just love Garden City Though Devil might have to stay outside Still Hero can become a police horse Providing you teach him how to take a bribe The capitalists are ripping out our jungle The communists ripping out our brain You're the only leader left now Who is immortal and slightly sane.
13.
WHERE DO I GO? Where do I go when not a soul in hell wants me? Where can I hide when the loved-by-me come with axes? What can I say if I change and changing disconcert some people? How can I be something that I can no longer be? Who can I trust as the closest axe comes cut me back to dust? Where can I blow? My blow torch is out my touch is taut Life taught me blow by blow Guess the wind might blow but oh no no no ‘Cause I’ve nowhere to turn I’ve exhausted all the possibilities I’ve exhausted me Where do I go when not a soul in hell wants me? Where can I hide when I outdate myself and there’s no-one there to listen? On a swimming pool glide Sing songs to the whitewashed walls of the Warner mansion When the anger’s gone and the knives are out because I’m old and tired Where can I hide?
14.
SUBURBAN BOY I wake up every morning with no one beside me I wake up every morning my mother will chide me I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy Saturday night no subway station Saturday night just changing TV stations I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy And I know what it’s like To be rejected every night And I’m sure that it must be Easier for boys from the city. I go to the football and I cheer for my team Go to the football to hear myself scream I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy Sunday session I’m down at the hotel Staring at girls that I don’t know well I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy And I know what it’s like To be rejected every night And I’m sure that it must be Easier for boys from the city. I wake up every morning with no one beside me I wake up every morning my mother will chide me I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy Saturday night no subway station Saturday night just changing TV stations I’m just a suburban boy just a suburban boy And I know what it’s like To be rejected every night And I’m sure that it must be Easier for boys from the city.

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In 1978 I released my first album Mugs Game. It went gold in 3 months. The album however was fifteen years in the making. The whole concept of the album, to create art from ordinary, mundane - and at that stage reviled - Australian life evolved over a period of about 15 years from when I first became enchanted with the idea of writing and performing music, to when I ultimately entered the studio and recorded the album with my amazing collaborators. This album is a 4.5 hour audio book that includes every song from Mugs Game plus many more never before released, and even poems I wrote in my youth that all somehow went to create the album. It also features interviews with my longtime friends and collaborators Tony Durant and John Dennison, and great supporter Dave Ellery. There is also an excerpt from a 1978 radio interview with radio 6NR. I hope you find this tale entertaining and informative.

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released June 1, 2021

Narrated by Dave Warner with help from Tony Durant, John Dennison and Dave Ellery.

Produced by Tony Cooper.

Music played by John Ryan, John Dennison, Haydn Pickersgill, Stuart Davies-Slate, Tony Durant, Paul Noonan, Howie Johnstone, Dave Warner.

Cover design: Gusnado

Cover photo: Phil Murray

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Dave Warner Sydney, Australia

Bob Dylan declared Dave Warner his favourite Australian artist. In 1973 Warner formed Pus, Australia’s first punk band.
He travelled to London in 1975 and developed a concept of original Australian music, `suburban rock’. Warner returned to Perth in 1976 and formed Dave Warner’s from the Suburbs an instant success. Warner continues to write and record music and is author of 20 books.
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